CLASSIC ARCADE Shirts have arrived and are IN-STOCK!!

The shipment of CLASSIC ARCADE shirts arrived hot off the presses from Threadbird printing, and they look fantastic! Head over to the BeastWreck shop and place your order asap to guarantee your order arrived in time for Christmas!

Fantastic new model shots (part 2)!

Freelance photographer Jayme White and her sister, Leah, recently helped me out tremendously with a little BeastWreck photoshoot so I could have some nice model shots for my website and such. They turned out super-nice, and my thanks goes out to these lovely ladies for being a part of the BeastWreck team! Muchas gracias, Jayme and Leah!

You can visit Jayme's photography site here.

Fantastic new model shots (part 1)!

Freelance photographer Jayme White and her sister, Leah, recently helped me out tremendously with a little BeastWreck photoshoot so I could have some nice model shots for my website and such. They turned out super-nice, and my thanks goes out to these lovely ladies for being a part of the BeastWreck team! Muchas gracias, Jayme and Leah!

You can visit Jayme's photography site here.

GORILLA-GLOVES diecut stickers now up for preorder!

BeastWreck's new GORILLA-GLOVES diecut stickers are now up for preorder at the BeastWreck shop! The order is already at the printer and it should only take around 9 business days until I've got them in-hand and ready to ship, so place your orders asap.

PREORDER: The order has already been placed with the printer and should arrive and begin shipping around December 16th!

3.5 x 5.25-inch diecut vinyl sticker featuring BeastWreck's GORILLA GLOVES design.

Masterfully printed by StandOut Stickers, using the highest quality 8mil vinyl and a protective 3mil UV resistant laminate.

CLASSIC ARCADE shirts now up for preorder!

BeastWreck's new CLASSIC ARCADE shirts are now up for preorder at the BeastWreck shop! The order is already at the printer and it should only take around 15 business days until I've got them in-hand and ready to ship, so place your orders asap. This will NOT take as long to ship as the ZOMBAMA'S REVENGE shirt did. If that turns out to be the case, I'll give away free shirts to everyone who places an order! And don't forget, all orders get free stuff (stickers, buttons, trading cards, and candy)!

BEASTWRECK SEASON 1, EPISODE 8: "CLASSIC ARCADE"

PREORDER: The order has already been placed with the printer and should arrive and begin shipping around December 16th!

BeastWreck pays homage to that wonderful cultural highlight of its youth, the old-school Classic Arcade. If you're like me, you miss those old arcades with their rows of flickering, pulsating lights and blaring electronic repetitive noise, beckoning you like so many electric bug-zappers to feed rolls of quarters into their greedy mechanical guts as you fondle their joysticks and tap out arcane rhythms on their candy-like buttons with a glazed hypnotic fever!

3-color design soft ink over discharge underbase screenprinted (no thick plastisol inks) on black Hanes 5180 6.1 oz 100% ringspun preshrunk cotton, high stitch-density fabric. 1-color BeastWreck logo printed on back.

ZOMBAMA SHIRTS HAVE ARRIVED AND are shipping!

Hey, everybody -- despite several delays due to printer error and reprinting/reshipping, the ZOMBAMA'S REVENGE shirts have finally arrived and are in stock at the BeastWreck shop. All preorders are shipping with some extra freebies to make up for the delay and to thank my customers for their patience and understanding. Hopefully, the next design will not experience such difficulties.

ZOMBAMA'S REVENGE!

Hope? Change? President Obama, are you feeling okay?
This undead president is only interested in eating the flesh of the people! Attach whatever political statement you'd like to this design. All I'm trying to say is that I have fun with ridiculous parodies of self-important "street artists". That's all.

‎"ZOMBAMA'S REVENGE" shirts are now up for preorder at the BeastWreck shop! This will be the FINAL PRINTING of this design, and I will be taking preorders for one week before sending the order to the printers! If you missed out on this shirt in the past, or just want to buy this new, updated version, don't delay!

4-color design soft discharge screenprinted (no thick plastisol) on black Gildan women's Softstyle 4.5 oz 100% ringspun cotton, 1-color BeastWreck logo printed on back.

ORDER NOW!

BEASTWRECK ATTACKS product shots

Here's a couple of pics of the new BEASTWRECK ATTACKS shirts.
Order 'em here at the BeastWreck Shop.

BEASTWRECK ATTACKS shirts have arrived and are now IN STOCK!

Just got our shipment of brand-spankin'-new BEASTWRECK ATTACKS shirts in from the printers and they turned out so very nice! They've all been folded and bagged and are ready to ship. Order yours asap from the BEASTWRECK SHIRTS & STUFF shop before stock gets depleted!

BEASTWRECK ATTACKS is at the printers!

Just put in the order for our BEASTWRECK ATTACKS shirt with Threadbird Screenprinters. Supposed to take 10-15 business days to print and ship, so I'll post another update when they arrive!

BEASTWRECK ATTACKS now available for preorder.

Finally got this shirt worked out the way I like it, and it's up on the BeastWreck shop site for preorder. Available in men's and women's style shirts.

BEASTWRECK SEASON 1, EPISODE 5: "BEASTWRECK ATTACKS"

A playful homage (read: "ripoff") to the waxpack art from the classic MARS ATTACKS trading card series from the swingin' 60's featuring (what else) brutish gorillas in place of bug-eyed martian invaders!

4-color design soft discharge screenprinted (no thick plastisol) on paprika Gildan Softstyle 4.5 oz 100% ringspun cotton, 1-color BeastWreck logo printed on back.

DODONGO ENJOYS THE OCCASIONAL SMOKE!

Potential shirt design... or maybe not. You've heard it said that “DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE”. Actually, Dodongo enjoys the occasional smoke… but don’t tell anyone.
If you grew up during the glorious advent of LEGEND OF ZELDA on the Nintendo Entertainment System, and you were lucky enough to experience the rapturous excitement of plugging that shiny golden cartridge into your NES for the very first time, then surely the gods have smiled on you yet again by making this 8-bit masterpiece available to you.



The original screenshot from LEGEND OF ZELDA.

BOUNTY HUNTER shirts up for sale!

Just received our shipment of the BOUNTY HUNTER shirts, and man do they look nice! It's a stylized tribute to the galaxy's baddest Bounty Hunter and the old-school anime racing sensation.
Order them at the BeastWreck shop, and pick up some other merch while you're there.

THREE NEW (OLD) BUTTONS!

Howdy, BeastWreckers! While cleaning up my incredibly messy studio today, I came across several bags of 1.5-inch buttons I had made up several years ago and forgot about. I've added them to the BeastWreck shop for ordering, and you can click the links below to buy 'em!


"ZOMBIE-KILLER"


"JIM-JIM, THE PINK OGRE"


"REVENANT"

BEASTWRECK ATTACKS shirt mockups

Trying to decide which color shirt to print the latest design on.

BEASTWRECK ATTACKS!

Finished the colors for my BEASTWRECK ATTACKS design. It's an homage (aka "rip-off") of the wax-pack art from the original MARS ATTACKS trading card series from the 60's. I've had a soft-spot in my heart for Mars Attacks ever since encountering the original cards when they were reprinted in the 80's, not only for the involvement of ace artist Wally Wood, but for the sheer sci-fi/pulp greasy pop-goodness of the concept and execution. Love it! This design will soon find it's way to various products (namely shirts/stickers/buttons) in the BEASTWRECK SHIRTS & STUFF shop! Stay tuned!

BEASTWRECK ATTACKS inks are done!

Finished inks for the BEASTWRECK ATTACKS design for my BeastWreck brand based on the old MARS ATTACKS trading card waxpack art. Colors coming soon.

Upcoming MARS ATTACKS tribute design...

Here's a peek at an upcoming design based on the classic MARS ATTACKS trading card series from the sixties, which holds a special place in my sugar-frosted heart. The original art is from the wrappers for the wax packs. Working on the inks with colors to follow soon.