Thursday, December 1, 2011

GORILLA-GLOVES diecut stickers now up for preorder!



BeastWreck's new GORILLA-GLOVES diecut stickers are now up for preorder at the BeastWreck shop! The order is already at the printer and it should only take around 9 business days until I've got them in-hand and ready to ship, so place your orders asap.

PREORDER: The order has already been placed with the printer and should arrive and begin shipping around December 16th!

3.5 x 5.25-inch diecut vinyl sticker featuring BeastWreck's GORILLA GLOVES design.

Masterfully printed by StandOut Stickers, using the highest quality 8mil vinyl and a protective 3mil UV resistant laminate.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

CLASSIC ARCADE shirts now up for preorder!






BeastWreck's new CLASSIC ARCADE shirts are now up for preorder at the BeastWreck shop! The order is already at the printer and it should only take around 15 business days until I've got them in-hand and ready to ship, so place your orders asap. This will NOT take as long to ship as the ZOMBAMA'S REVENGE shirt did. If that turns out to be the case, I'll give away free shirts to everyone who places an order! And don't forget, all orders get free stuff (stickers, buttons, trading cards, and candy)!

BEASTWRECK SEASON 1, EPISODE 8: "CLASSIC ARCADE"

PREORDER: The order has already been placed with the printer and should arrive and begin shipping around December 16th!

BeastWreck pays homage to that wonderful cultural highlight of its youth, the old-school Classic Arcade. If you're like me, you miss those old arcades with their rows of flickering, pulsating lights and blaring electronic repetitive noise, beckoning you like so many electric bug-zappers to feed rolls of quarters into their greedy mechanical guts as you fondle their joysticks and tap out arcane rhythms on their candy-like buttons with a glazed hypnotic fever!

3-color design soft ink over discharge underbase screenprinted (no thick plastisol inks) on black Hanes 5180 6.1 oz 100% ringspun preshrunk cotton, high stitch-density fabric. 1-color BeastWreck logo printed on back.

ZOMBAMA SHIRTS HAVE ARRIVED AND are shipping!


Hey, everybody -- despite several delays due to printer error and reprinting/reshipping, the ZOMBAMA'S REVENGE shirts have finally arrived and are in stock at the BeastWreck shop. All preorders are shipping with some extra freebies to make up for the delay and to thank my customers for their patience and understanding. Hopefully, the next design will not experience such difficulties.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

ZOMBAMA'S REVENGE!



Hope? Change? President Obama, are you feeling okay?
This undead president is only interested in eating the flesh of the people! Attach whatever political statement you'd like to this design. All I'm trying to say is that I have fun with ridiculous parodies of self-important "street artists". That's all.

‎"ZOMBAMA'S REVENGE" shirts are now up for preorder at the BeastWreck shop! This will be the FINAL PRINTING of this design, and I will be taking preorders for one week before sending the order to the printers! If you missed out on this shirt in the past, or just want to buy this new, updated version, don't delay!

4-color design soft discharge screenprinted (no thick plastisol) on black Gildan women's Softstyle 4.5 oz 100% ringspun cotton, 1-color BeastWreck logo printed on back.

ORDER NOW!


Saturday, September 17, 2011

BEASTWRECK ATTACKS shirts have arrived and are now IN STOCK!



Just got our shipment of brand-spankin'-new BEASTWRECK ATTACKS shirts in from the printers and they turned out so very nice! They've all been folded and bagged and are ready to ship. Order yours asap from the BEASTWRECK SHIRTS & STUFF shop before stock gets depleted!

Thursday, September 1, 2011

BEASTWRECK ATTACKS is at the printers!


Just put in the order for our BEASTWRECK ATTACKS shirt with Threadbird Screenprinters. Supposed to take 10-15 business days to print and ship, so I'll post another update when they arrive!