CLASSIC ARCADE Shirts have arrived and are IN-STOCK!!

The shipment of CLASSIC ARCADE shirts arrived hot off the presses from Threadbird printing, and they look fantastic! Head over to the BeastWreck shop and place your order asap to guarantee your order arrived in time for Christmas!

Fantastic new model shots (part 2)!

Freelance photographer Jayme White and her sister, Leah, recently helped me out tremendously with a little BeastWreck photoshoot so I could have some nice model shots for my website and such. They turned out super-nice, and my thanks goes out to these lovely ladies for being a part of the BeastWreck team! Muchas gracias, Jayme and Leah!

You can visit Jayme's photography site here.

Fantastic new model shots (part 1)!

Freelance photographer Jayme White and her sister, Leah, recently helped me out tremendously with a little BeastWreck photoshoot so I could have some nice model shots for my website and such. They turned out super-nice, and my thanks goes out to these lovely ladies for being a part of the BeastWreck team! Muchas gracias, Jayme and Leah!

You can visit Jayme's photography site here.

GORILLA-GLOVES diecut stickers now up for preorder!

BeastWreck's new GORILLA-GLOVES diecut stickers are now up for preorder at the BeastWreck shop! The order is already at the printer and it should only take around 9 business days until I've got them in-hand and ready to ship, so place your orders asap.

PREORDER: The order has already been placed with the printer and should arrive and begin shipping around December 16th!

3.5 x 5.25-inch diecut vinyl sticker featuring BeastWreck's GORILLA GLOVES design.

Masterfully printed by StandOut Stickers, using the highest quality 8mil vinyl and a protective 3mil UV resistant laminate.

CLASSIC ARCADE shirts now up for preorder!

BeastWreck's new CLASSIC ARCADE shirts are now up for preorder at the BeastWreck shop! The order is already at the printer and it should only take around 15 business days until I've got them in-hand and ready to ship, so place your orders asap. This will NOT take as long to ship as the ZOMBAMA'S REVENGE shirt did. If that turns out to be the case, I'll give away free shirts to everyone who places an order! And don't forget, all orders get free stuff (stickers, buttons, trading cards, and candy)!

BEASTWRECK SEASON 1, EPISODE 8: "CLASSIC ARCADE"

PREORDER: The order has already been placed with the printer and should arrive and begin shipping around December 16th!

BeastWreck pays homage to that wonderful cultural highlight of its youth, the old-school Classic Arcade. If you're like me, you miss those old arcades with their rows of flickering, pulsating lights and blaring electronic repetitive noise, beckoning you like so many electric bug-zappers to feed rolls of quarters into their greedy mechanical guts as you fondle their joysticks and tap out arcane rhythms on their candy-like buttons with a glazed hypnotic fever!

3-color design soft ink over discharge underbase screenprinted (no thick plastisol inks) on black Hanes 5180 6.1 oz 100% ringspun preshrunk cotton, high stitch-density fabric. 1-color BeastWreck logo printed on back.

ZOMBAMA SHIRTS HAVE ARRIVED AND are shipping!

Hey, everybody -- despite several delays due to printer error and reprinting/reshipping, the ZOMBAMA'S REVENGE shirts have finally arrived and are in stock at the BeastWreck shop. All preorders are shipping with some extra freebies to make up for the delay and to thank my customers for their patience and understanding. Hopefully, the next design will not experience such difficulties.

ZOMBAMA'S REVENGE!

Hope? Change? President Obama, are you feeling okay?
This undead president is only interested in eating the flesh of the people! Attach whatever political statement you'd like to this design. All I'm trying to say is that I have fun with ridiculous parodies of self-important "street artists". That's all.

‎"ZOMBAMA'S REVENGE" shirts are now up for preorder at the BeastWreck shop! This will be the FINAL PRINTING of this design, and I will be taking preorders for one week before sending the order to the printers! If you missed out on this shirt in the past, or just want to buy this new, updated version, don't delay!

4-color design soft discharge screenprinted (no thick plastisol) on black Gildan women's Softstyle 4.5 oz 100% ringspun cotton, 1-color BeastWreck logo printed on back.

ORDER NOW!